Steve Hawk

Steve Hawk was a friend of KFC Monkey. KFC Monkey and Steve Hawk met during KFC Monkey's first day working at NASA. Steve Hawk was the world's second greatest skateboarder and second smartest man, just behind his two cousins Tony Hawk and Stephen Hawking. During the NASA computer's meltdown due to the malware update that Popeye's Chimp had installed, Steve Hawk sacrificed his humoungous brain (his brain was 280 centimeters wide, exactly twice the size of an average human which has a brain 140 centimeters wide) to power the NASA computer's anti-virus. Since then, Steve Hawk has been memorialized with a statue in front of the NASA building in space. There have also been many video games inspired by him, including the Steve Hawk's Pro Skater series.

It is hinted that Steve Hawk and KFC Monkey were drunk one night and had gay sex, but it has yet to be confirmed.