KFC Monkey

"'Oooo NASA Computer...'" KFC monkey works at Nasa. He uses nasa comoyuter. KFC monkey can only utter the words "Oooo, NASA Computer".

Early life
Born May 8th,19XX. He was conceived by his mother KFC mommy (monkey), she gave birth to him in an undisclosed location and she didn't even know she was pregnant at all. KFC monkey grew up without a father figure and this is due to the fact that at the age of 6 months he had consumed him.

Early life part 2
KFC monkey was born a gifted child with an already max IQ of about 45. This was an astonishing feat due to the fact that his school colleagues were either dead or rocks. Around the age of 5 is when he applied for his first job working at Chick fila