The KFC Monkey Chronicles

The KFC Monkey Chronicles is the first book written in the KFC Monkey Trilogy. It was written at some time. The author is unknown, though scientists have theorized that the creation of this book was the result of an interesting phenomenon dubbed Friend Peoples Fortnite Brain Rot.

Summary
The book details the childhood and early adulthood of KFC Monkey, a small and interesting man who does not speak. His mother, KFC Mommy, urged him to get a job, in which he agreed in doing so. He applied for a job at Chick Fil A, where he learned about chicken and food. He was fired for reasons not disclosed, and later got himself a job at the McDonald's down the street. His coworker, Maurice, told him about a tale of a woman who ate so much food, she turned into chicken. This inspired KFC Monkey to go to graduate school and get a degree in Rocket Science. He immediately applied for a job at Nasa, to work on and use the NASA Computer. Apparently he had forced another applicant out of a job in doing so. KFC Monkey used the NASA Computer to it's fullest potential, earning him a reputation among the office. One of his coworkers, Dale, introduces KFC Monkey to who Dale describes as a "very interesting and disfigured woman" so that they can laugh at her. This woman, KFC Wife, ends up marrying KFC Monkey. The book ends with the wedding concluding to a mysterious figure in the back, wearing a yamaka.